when people start getting close to your friends
Try to say nothing negative about anybody.
a) for three days
b) for forty-five days
c) for three months
See what happens to your life.
when you tell a girl that you’re gay and then she begins telling you shit like:
“omg, you should totally go out with that guy, he’s gay too!”
“Ugh, all the hot guys are gay!”
“oh my god, I’ve always wanted a gay best friend!”
“So like, how do you know if you‘re gay if you never done anything with a girl?”
“You remind me of Kurt from glee.”